Chapter Two: Have A Heart

In which there are no subtle metaphors for lesbianism, horses apparently do not count as people, and an evil gnome makes an incredibly unfortunate social faux pas.

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Chapter One: Everybody Hates An Orphan

In which a woman is repeatedly burdened with motherhood against her will, scenery is super delicious, and stealing is okay as long as you're doing it to people you love.

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