Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E18: The Stable Boy, in which Cora is a bit of a heartbreaker, Snow can't keep her stupid mouth shut, and a character learns that you don't get a happy ending when you're part of somebody else's tragic backstory.
Chapter Seventeen: Go Ask Bucky
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E17: Hat Trick, in which Emma is not a very good haberdasher, Bucky does not have good long term planning skills, and Mary Margaret gets her defenestration on.
Chapter Sixteen: Law & Order: Storybrooke
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E16: Heart of Darkness, in which we finally meet a lawyer, Dr Hopper uses hypnosis to turn David into an even bigger douche, and evil Snow White is far more competent and likable than good Snow White has been and ever will be.
Chapter Fifteen: Red Of Night
Chapter Fourteen: A Very Grumpy Christmas
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E14: Dreamy, in which the entire town slut shames Mary Margret, the Blue Fairy crushes some dreams, and dwarves have the weirdest origin story ever.
Chapter Thirteen: Not Saying She's A Golddigger
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E13: What Happened To Frederick, in which the universe punishes Katherine for attempting to actually learn something about the law, David gets wet, and Emma doesn't understand that going to a heavily wooded area with a stranger might be a bad idea.
Chapter Twelve: Stockholm Me Closer, Tiny Dancer
In which buying rope and duct tape at night is not a suspicious activity, Ashley desperately tries to be a main character, and LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMBELLE!
Chapter Eleven: Mirror Mirror
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E11: Fruit of the Poisoned Tree, In which Snow White's dad loves his daughter in kind of a creepy way, Regina does not know or care how local government is supposed to work, and even genies aren't immune to irony.
Chapter Ten: Bye Bye Birdie
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E10: 7:15 A.M., in which the bird is a METAPHOR, we meet the 8th dwarf, and - despite what David and Mary Margaret think - it is possible to see someone and NOT make out with them.
Chapter Nine: Heavy Gretel
In which Maine has no CPS, Regina may or may not eat children, and HOLY CRAP ANYA FROM BUFFY!
Chapter Eight: Cash 4 Gold
In which Emma and Regina are caught in a disco-less inferno, the shortest election ever takes place, and Rumple stabs his way to a better life.
Chapter Seven: Consent Is Not This Hard
In which only wolves understand consent, Regina does not know what makes a murderer, and Mary Margret sends an unstable, potentially violent man to go visit one of her elementary students.
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Chapter Six: Days Of Future Peasant
In which David goes full on soap opera character, gold is probably not the best material for swords, and we say goodbye to a beloved segment of our show.
Chapter Five: Cricket Sounds
In which children sure do love to play in abandoned mines, we find a character more annoying than Henry, and the Blue Fairy HAD ONE JOB!
Read MoreChapter Four: Bippity Boppity Bourgeois
In which teen pregnancy is awesome, deals with the devil generally work out well for everyone, and Henry is definitely his mother's son.
Read MoreChapter Three: Troll Me Gently In The Moonlight
In which Charming solves all of his problems with murder, the forces of evil need to work on their communication skills, and it is curiously easy to lose a coma patient.
Read MoreChapter Two: Have A Heart
In which there are no subtle metaphors for lesbianism, horses apparently do not count as people, and an evil gnome makes an incredibly unfortunate social faux pas.
Read MoreChapter One: Everybody Hates An Orphan
In which a woman is repeatedly burdened with motherhood against her will, scenery is super delicious, and stealing is okay as long as you're doing it to people you love.
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