Max and Tina discuss S03E07 of Once Upon a Time: Dark Hollow in which Emma throws some serious shade, there are too many dicks in the dark cave, and Belle and Ariel find Rumple's box.
Chapter Six: I Was Mermaid to Love You
Max and Tina discuss S03E06 of Once Upon a Time: Ariel in which Neverland gets hard in the cave of secrets, Ariel forks someone up, and Regina gets wet.
Chapter Five: Hooked on a Feeling
Max and Tina discuss S03E05 of Once Upon a Time: Good Form in which Britain may or may not exist, Regina has a heart to heart with a Lost Boy, and sometimes bad guys make the best good guys.
Chapter Four: The Secret Life of Pied
Max and Tina discuss S03E04 of Once Upon a Time: Nasty Habits in which the show gets stuck in a recursive loop, Tina hates that nobody knows what "pied" means, and you should never play drinking games with us.
Chapter Three: Fairy, Fairy, Quite Contrary
Max and Tina discuss S03E03 of Once Upon a Time: Quite a Common Fairy in which Tinkerbell doesn't understand what fairies do, Henry takes a page out of his moms' book, and we do not believe in the Blue Fairy.
Chapter Two: The S-Word in the Stone
Max and Tina discuss S03E02 of Once Upon a Time: Lost Girl in which Mary Margret wages a war so she can feel good about herself, Emma's real superpower is childhood abandonment, and the Ironic Archer hits the most deserving of targets.
Chapter One: Pan-ic at the Disco
Max and Tina discuss S03E01 of Once Upon a Time: the Heart of the Truest Believer in which the feels are coming from inside the ship, Henry rolls a one on Sense Motive, and the long night's journey into season three begins.
Chapter Twenty Two: Now You're Thinking with Portals
Max and Tina discuss S02E22 of Once Upon a Time: And Straight On 'til Morning in which it's always awkward to meet your girlfriend's kid, we bid a fond farewell to Lacey, and lesbian subtext saves the day yet again.
Chapter Twenty One: Pretty Fly for a Pan Guy
Max and Tina discuss S02E21 of Once Upon a Time: Second Star to the Right in which Bae gets his Dickens on, Greg's dad resurfaces, and where is London even?
Chapter Twenty: The Princess and the Pretend Pauper
Max and Tina discuss S02E20 of Once Upon a Time: The Evil Queen in which Regina gets an unfabulous makeover, the Enchanted Forest should really think about exploring new political systems, and Greg and Tamara desperately try to have an interesting subplot.
Chapter Nineteen: Arsenic and Young Lacey
Max and Tina discuss S02E19 of Once Upon a Time: Lacey in which Belle gets a shiny new personality, Rumple is a fighter not a lover, and Robin Hood is more faux than fox.
Chapter Eighteen: August Has (More) Wood
Max and Tina discuss S02E18 of Once Upon a Time: Selfless Brave and True in which Mary Margret makes it all about herself, Owen bats way out his league, and the Blue Fairy straight up kills a guy.
Chapter Seventeen: A Prayer for Owen Flynn
Max and Tina discuss S02E17 of Once Upon a Time: Welcome to Storybrooke in which we finally reach our eponymous episode, there is an unexpected return, and Mary Margret can't quite figure out how to handle those hard to remove stains on her soul.
Chapter Sixteen: Heart-On
Max and Tina discuss S02E16 of Once Upon a Time: The Miller's Daughter, in which Emma takes a level in mime, we solve the Rumplestiltskin Problem, and Mary Margret unlocks full on fairy tale character mode.
Chapter Fifteen: Tick Tock Motherf*cker
Max and Tina discuss S02E15 of Once Upon a Time: The Queen is Dead, in which Snow is not good, she's not bad, she's just nice, Max and Tina can't figure out how to say Johanna, and Mary Margret and David should really leave the hiding up to Rumple.
Chapter Fourteen: Papa Can You Hear Me?
Max and Tina discuss S02E13 of Once Upon a Time: Manhattan, in which Henry comes from a long line of daddy issues, prophecies continue to be total BS, and we see the glorious return of an old segment.
Chapter Thirteen: Size Matters
Max and Tina discuss S02E13 of Once Upon a Time: Tiny, in which Hurley is the Little Mermaid, David finally remembers that he has an evil twin, and no promotional consideration was provided by Cinnabon.
Chapter Twelve: Dr Whale Two: Wail Harder
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E12: In The Name Of The Brother, in which we visit the Hammerverse, Max takes a break to review an episode of Buffy, and drunk people are the best at surgery.
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Chapter Eleven: A Beast Worth Fighting For
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E11: The Outsider, in which China may or may not exist, Rumple displays some red flags, and Hook enacts Tina's least favorite trope.
Chapter Ten: Caged Heat
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E10: The Cricket Game, in which Mary and David get the most public room in town, dogs make unreliable witnesses, and murder is always wrong...except when it's not.
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