Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Four, Episode One: A Tale of Two Sisters in which have you heard of this new movie Frozen, for the first time in forever Disney is trying this corporate synergy thing, and if you have any qualms about that you should let it go.
Chapter Eleven: Book to the Future 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Twenty One: There's No Place Like Home in which Once Upon a Time springs a springs a secret clip show on us, Mary Margret bugs us, and really Emma could've just done nothing.
Chapter Ten: Book to the Future
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Twenty One: Snow Drifts in which Snow is George McFly, Emma earns her princess wings, and what is time travel even.
Chapter Nine: Something Wicked this Way Goes
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Twenty: Kansas in which CPR does not work that way, Glinda is the Blue Fairy of Oz, and Zelena is super dead for realsies.
Chapter Eight: Heart to Swallow
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Nineteen: A Curious Thing in which purity is a matter of perspective, Henry takes a look in a book, and Snow goes breaking her heart.
Chapter Seven: An Affair to Forget
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Eighteen: Bleeding Through in which Cora encounters a medieval pick-up artist, Eva is reigning champion of being terrible, and Regina ain't afraid of no mommy issues.
Chapter Six: The Mermaid Answer
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Seventeen: The Jolly Roger in which Hook visits the best little whorehouse in The Enchanted Forest, Regina schools Emma, and cool cops let kids drive cars.
Chapter Five: Fifty Shades Of Green
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Sixteen: It's Not Easy Being Green in which we meet the angriest baby, it's always daddy issues, and witches get stitches.
Chapter Four: Two Brains, One Rup
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Fifteen: Quiet Minds in which Neal tries to fill his father's shoes, there's a light at the old Rumpelstiltskin place, and Emma's love life claims yet another victim.
Chapter Three: Bad Heir Day
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Fourteen: The Tower in which Rapunzel faces her fears, David loves his daughter, but not in a creepy way, and Zelena gives good parent.
Chapter Two: The Tunnel of Mansplaining
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Thirteen: Witch Hunt in which Regina and Emma get real close on a stakeout, the Wicked Witch of the West is a fountain of exposition, and Yes All Robin Hoods.
Chapter One: The Big Poisoned Apple
Max and Tina and Miles discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Twelve: New York City Serenade in which the xplainer becomes the explainee, Emma gets up to some monkey business, and something wicked this way comes.
Chapter Eleven: What This Show Should Have Been
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Eleven, Going Home in which real evil can never die, all of the plot happens, and we hold a backdoor pilot for Welcome to Sunnydale.
Chapter Ten: Gor-gone Girl
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time S03E10: The New Neverland in which Peter and Henry pull a Freaky Friday, David gets totally stoned, and the Blue Fairy takes a dirt nap.
Chapter Nine: That Just Raises More Questions
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time S03E09: Save Henry in which Regina questions the return policy on babies, Regina drinks to forget, and Regina finally gets off of Neverland (along with everyone else).
Chapter Eight: Who's Your Dad?
Max and Tina discuss S03E08 of Once Upon a Time: Think Lovely Thoughts in which we're one Fate short of a trio, Rumple gets a subscription to daddy issues and we get an unexpected guest star.
Chapter Seven: To Catch A Shadow
Max and Tina discuss S03E07 of Once Upon a Time: Dark Hollow in which Emma throws some serious shade, there are too many dicks in the dark cave, and Belle and Ariel find Rumple's box.
Chapter Six: I Was Mermaid to Love You
Max and Tina discuss S03E06 of Once Upon a Time: Ariel in which Neverland gets hard in the cave of secrets, Ariel forks someone up, and Regina gets wet.
Chapter Five: Hooked on a Feeling
Max and Tina discuss S03E05 of Once Upon a Time: Good Form in which Britain may or may not exist, Regina has a heart to heart with a Lost Boy, and sometimes bad guys make the best good guys.
Chapter Four: The Secret Life of Pied
Max and Tina discuss S03E04 of Once Upon a Time: Nasty Habits in which the show gets stuck in a recursive loop, Tina hates that nobody knows what "pied" means, and you should never play drinking games with us.