Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season 4, Episode 11: Shattered Sight in which Ingrid gets a lukewarm read, Emma loses at chicken, and Anna provides bottle service.
Chapter Ten: Werewolf Protocol
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season 4, Episode 10: Shattered Sight, in which Elsa wishes upon a star, Hans bones Anna and Kristoff, and the Charmings actually make some pretty good points.
Chapter Nine: Urning Sensations
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season 4, Episode 9: Smash the Mirror, Part 2 in which Snow fulfills her obligation to the hope council, Elsa teaches Emma the power of self love, and Ingrid loses her cool.
Chapter Eight: No Country For Cold Women
Max and Tina watch Once Upon a Time Season 4, Episode 8: Smash the Mirror Part 1, in which Regina doesn't really get the Hulk, Ingrid's dress has its first evolution, and Henry takes a page out of Dawn's book.
Chapter Seven: Sister, Sister, Sister
Max and Tina watch Once Upon a Time Season 4, Episode 5: Breaking Glass, in which the Duke of Weselton forces himself on both Ingrid and the audience, Mary Margret continues to be Mother or the Year, and Gerda kills two birds with one rock troll.
Chapter Six: Deconstructing Belle
Deconstructing Belle: Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season 4, Episode 6: Family Business in which Ingrid gets in her own way, Belle reveals her inner Lacy, and Max speculates about the dark side of saunas. I'm just sayin.
Chapter Five: Gal Pals
Max and Tina watch Once Upon a Time Season 4, Episode 5: Breaking Glass, in which, Emma and Lily are just gals being pals, hashtag best friend goals, and everyone was gay in the nineties.
Chapter Four: Mice Capades
Max and Tina watch Once Upon a Time Season 4, Episode 4: The Apprentice, in which nice is different than good, Hook flies off the hand-le, and an iconic mouse makes an appearance.
Chapter Three: Netflix and Chill
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Four, Episode Three: Rocky Road in which Will Scarlet is the Knave of Max's heart, Emma's VAGINA OF DOOM becomes self aware, and the real Snow Queen freezes Hans in his tracks.
Chapter 2: By Hook or By Crook
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Four, Episode Two: Whiteout in which we have a special guest star, Snow powers up, and Bo Peep gives new meaning to the word sheeple.
Chapter One: Do You Want to Build a Snowman
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Four, Episode One: A Tale of Two Sisters in which have you heard of this new movie Frozen, for the first time in forever Disney is trying this corporate synergy thing, and if you have any qualms about that you should let it go.
Chapter Eleven: Book to the Future 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Twenty One: There's No Place Like Home in which Once Upon a Time springs a springs a secret clip show on us, Mary Margret bugs us, and really Emma could've just done nothing.
Chapter Ten: Book to the Future
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Twenty One: Snow Drifts in which Snow is George McFly, Emma earns her princess wings, and what is time travel even.
Chapter Nine: Something Wicked this Way Goes
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Twenty: Kansas in which CPR does not work that way, Glinda is the Blue Fairy of Oz, and Zelena is super dead for realsies.
Chapter Eight: Heart to Swallow
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Nineteen: A Curious Thing in which purity is a matter of perspective, Henry takes a look in a book, and Snow goes breaking her heart.
Chapter Seven: An Affair to Forget
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Eighteen: Bleeding Through in which Cora encounters a medieval pick-up artist, Eva is reigning champion of being terrible, and Regina ain't afraid of no mommy issues.
Chapter Six: The Mermaid Answer
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Seventeen: The Jolly Roger in which Hook visits the best little whorehouse in The Enchanted Forest, Regina schools Emma, and cool cops let kids drive cars.
Chapter Five: Fifty Shades Of Green
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Sixteen: It's Not Easy Being Green in which we meet the angriest baby, it's always daddy issues, and witches get stitches.
Chapter Four: Two Brains, One Rup
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Fifteen: Quiet Minds in which Neal tries to fill his father's shoes, there's a light at the old Rumpelstiltskin place, and Emma's love life claims yet another victim.
Chapter Three: Bad Heir Day
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time Season Three, Episode Fourteen: The Tower in which Rapunzel faces her fears, David loves his daughter, but not in a creepy way, and Zelena gives good parent.