Max and Tina discuss S02E15 of Once Upon a Time: The Queen is Dead, in which Snow is not good, she's not bad, she's just nice, Max and Tina can't figure out how to say Johanna, and Mary Margret and David should really leave the hiding up to Rumple.
Chapter Fourteen: Papa Can You Hear Me?
Max and Tina discuss S02E13 of Once Upon a Time: Manhattan, in which Henry comes from a long line of daddy issues, prophecies continue to be total BS, and we see the glorious return of an old segment.
Chapter Thirteen: Size Matters
Max and Tina discuss S02E13 of Once Upon a Time: Tiny, in which Hurley is the Little Mermaid, David finally remembers that he has an evil twin, and no promotional consideration was provided by Cinnabon.
Chapter Twelve: Dr Whale Two: Wail Harder
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E12: In The Name Of The Brother, in which we visit the Hammerverse, Max takes a break to review an episode of Buffy, and drunk people are the best at surgery.
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Chapter Eleven: A Beast Worth Fighting For
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E11: The Outsider, in which China may or may not exist, Rumple displays some red flags, and Hook enacts Tina's least favorite trope.
Chapter Ten: Caged Heat
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E10: The Cricket Game, in which Mary and David get the most public room in town, dogs make unreliable witnesses, and murder is always wrong...except when it's not.
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Chapter Nine: Where The Heart Is
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E09: Queen of Hearts, in which Rumplestiltskin practices calligraphy, Cora gets hooked, and Emma discovers the power of love.
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Chapter Eight: Henry's Adventures In Slumberland
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Tima, S02E08: Into the Deep, in which magic is okay if it benefits you, the girl gang fights zombies, and Sleeping Beauty loses her heart to Captain Hook.
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Chapter Seven: Mooned
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E07: Children Of The Moon, in which there has never been a subtle metaphor when werewolves are involved, we determine whether Billy is man or mouse, and in Storybrooke mob justice is the new brunch.
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Chapter Six: Pinocchio In Stumptown
Chapter Five: Things To Do In Storybrooke When You're Dead
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E05: The Doctor, in which we have our first guest, unicorns are slut shaming murder horses, and Regina's boyfriend's back and you're going to be in trouble.
Chapter Four: Hook, Line, And Sink Her
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E04: The Crocodile, in which Rumple is not a particularly good husband, Maurice is not a particularly good father, and Tina would go villain for him.
Chapter Three: What To Expect When You Don't Expect It
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E03: Lady Of The Lake, in which we meet the best character in the show, Henry's subplot is there, and Snow White fulfills her purpose as a woman.
Chapter Two: Magic Is A Hell Of A Drug
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E02: We Are Both, in which Regina does magical coke, Henry knows his Joseph Cambell, and Cora reflects on her parenting failures.
Chapter One: Emma Swan And The Discount Dementor
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S02E01: Broken, in which we meet the people the show should be about, Mary Margaret channels Rorschach, and it was the Enchanted Forest the whole time!
Interlude One
In which Max and Tina recap season one of Once Upon a Time, make some corrections, and Tina pisses off some nerds.
Chapter Twenty-Two: And Then Everything Ended Forever
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E22: A Land Without Magic, in which there is a multi-generational dragon fight, true love can do anything except when it can't, and Rumple gives somebody a MAKEOVER!
Chapter Twenty-One: Tarted Up
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E21: An Apple Red As Blood, in which Henry knows his Joseph Campbell, Max doesn't know when he's being hit on, and Regina wants Emma to taste her forbidden fruit.
Chapter Twenty: August Has Wood
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E20: The Stranger, in which August is trusted with way too much responsibility, the Blue Fairy continues to be the most horrifying character on the show, and Snow and Charming have terrible family planning skills.
Chapter Nineteen: The Greatest Evil Of All
Max and Tina discuss Once Upon a Time, S01E19: The Return, in which Rumple is not the world's best dad, the Blue Fairy shows her true colors, and Mary Margret's friends throw her a "Congratulations on Not Being a Murderer" party.